THEM!!!
I just woke up from a terrifying dream where my mother died and I was wailing and howling with grief and thinking I was somehow responsible for it by my sins or something or other. Lovely, right? But wait, it gets better.

When I wake up, and feel relieved that it was only a dream, I find my bed crawling with ants that had crept in from the window and noticed I have a new comforter and wanted to see how cushy it was.
So that was a great way to wake up. I killed all those little fuckers gleefully and then bombed the window and ledges where they came in with Black Flag, and now I have to call up the exterminator.
On the bright side, at least it wasn’t roaches.
Like, how’s your Tuesday going so far???