Drop it, okay?
It’s late and i just went to see the dirty projectors at mercury lounge, who were awesome - definitely check out their new record Rise Above, and also this other great band Ecstatic Sunshine who’s CD i bought because it’s called Freckle Wars. Then i went to get a turkey burger at rush hour and then I was walking home and I dropped it on the ground - like the NYC sidewalk, and I stared at it and some awful high heeled girls in party dresses walked by and laughed, and since turkey burgers take so long to make I stared at it for a few seconds and was just like “Ten second rule.” It may be the riskiest thing I’ve ever done. I am worried now I’ll get sick from eating it. It tasted fine, and I only ate half of it because eventually I did get grossed out from it. And meanwhile while I’ve been busy thinking about possibly moving to LA, I’ve been all no, New York is so awesome, etc, but I mean, LA can’t be any worse than living in the hyper-trendy neo-Meatpacking district of the LES. The people are just so hateful and there’s nothing I hate worse than hateful people.
Here’s info on one of the places these awful trendoids gather at the trough:
Ugh, kill yourself! Good night!