Centipede by Rebbie Jackson
Click below to see the single most amazingly bad video I have ever seen, for Michael Jackson’s older sister Rebbie’s 1984 hit single. Trust me, this is unreal - a woman that turns into a tiger, a Cobra that shoots 80’s laser beams from its eyes, a group of tuxedoed rejects from Madonna’s Material Girl video doing a strange line dance resembling the arms of the Centipede, it’s like the director saw Diana Ross’s video for Pieces of Ice, which I posted HERE some time ago - and decided, “You know what, I don’t think they went far enough into crazy town.” The lyrics are insane too - “When the centipede is hot, you’re bound to feel the fire.” It’s all too, too wonderful.